Hey you!
You were walking so fast I could barely catch up! I know since you landed the new promotion, your schedule has spiraled out of control! I’m sure you didn’t see me when I was running for the elevator; probably had some big meeting to go to! I just wanted to tell you that the word on the street is, “you have spinach in your teeth!”
When I saw the toliet tissue stuck to the bottom of your shoe and noticed your slip hanging, I was trying to let you know but you kept brushing past me. Every time you turned your nose up when I tried to make eye contact, you had a bit of company in the corner of your left nostril. Oh and you kept muttering to the gentleman trying to open the door for you, ” Out of my way peon!”, but it’s Leon. You remember Leon, don’t you? He’s the valet guy that changed your tire in the rain that day.
Anyway. I know you’re busy. I sure hope this email doesn’t end up in the spam folder or junk pile! I had to let you know about the spinach in your teeth because since you hardly smile or talk to anyone anymore, it’s kinda hard to prove. I keep telling everyone you haven’t changed a bit…but that’s been kinda hard to prove too.
Cordially,
Leon’s Sponsor
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So glad we’ve crossed paths e! Such a fun read 😀 I have to say, I loved how the whole piece flowed. Wonderful to read and I look forward to reading more! Cheers! 🙂 – Cavelle
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Oh yay! Thanks so much, so glad! CyberBlushing💞e
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lol You’re most welcome! 😀
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This is great. Wonder if it will show up on a lot of bulletin boards this morning. Thanks for sending me link. Reblogging.
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Oh that’s wonderful to hear, thanks so much!!
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Reblogged this on Nutsrok and commented:
Reblogged from Authenticitee.
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Beautiful read. It’s sad that I actually have someone in my work place who fits this image.
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Wow! Thank you Deb! 🎀e
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This was so much fun to read, E, but sadly, it’s true to life, too. ♥
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Awesome & you are right!😌😌😌
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He he
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Message! lol I love this!
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Thx Momma!
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I hope people who need this info read it. Well done. 🙂 — Suzanne J
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Thank you SO much😌😌😌
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Lol…
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Reblogged this on Simply Marquessa.
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Wow! Thank you for sharing😌
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I’ll be reblogging this in a few weeks…😊
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Thank you for sharing Sis!
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